meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

(Source: meladoodle, via anotherfangirlloser)

@22 hours ago with 347026 notes

maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything

(via itsallyouhavegotinsideyourhead)

@2 days ago with 17028 notes
-onyourknees:

germantattookid:

I will never not reblog this.

oh….. my god

-onyourknees:

germantattookid:

I will never not reblog this.

oh….. my god

(Source: humoristics, via cat-doesnt-have-friends)

@2 days ago with 591228 notes

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

(via fakeusmarshalls)

@2 days ago with 373174 notes

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

(via d3ssins)

@3 days ago with 34779 notes

"You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy.
You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like.
If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.
Set fire to your old self. It’s not needed here. It’s too busy shopping, gossiping about others, and watching days go by and asking why you haven’t gotten as far as you’d like. This old self will die and be forgotten by all but family, and replaced by someone who makes a difference.
Your new self is not like that. Your new self is the Great Chicago Fire—overwhelming, overpowering, and destroying everything that isn’t necessary."

Julien Smith, The Flinch (via exoticwild)

(Source: quotethat, via exoticwild)

@3 days ago with 24740 notes
citizen:it's a bird!
citizen:it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:it's a metaphor
@3 days ago with 79590 notes
nerdypartyman:

fusterclucked:

fuck yes

this was a pretty awesome game

nerdypartyman:

fusterclucked:

fuck yes

this was a pretty awesome game

(Source: weareallmaddhere, via fakeusmarshalls)

@3 days ago with 13254 notes

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via charnasguts666)

@2 days ago with 133060 notes

demondetoxmanual:

gif request ‘happy/smiling Dean’

(via itsallyouhavegotinsideyourhead)

@2 days ago with 11940 notes

(Source: kyliekenner, via d3ssins)

@2 days ago with 70848 notes

thisisaparamoreblog:

bne tour intro

I feel genuinely sorry for anyone who didn’t get to experience this live.

(via paraghosts)

@2 days ago with 1530 note and 6245 play

marzexxx:

From North to South… a very long country in the world… And one of the most beautiful places on earth… Ocean, Mountains, Snow, Fields, Ice, Sky, Desert, Volcanoes, Valleys, Islands, Rivers, Big Cities, Amazing people and heaven on earth…

C H I L E

… I LOVE YOU CHILE…

(via heleades)

@3 days ago with 11221 notes

spider-manofficial:

audreyii-fic:

Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul?

HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME SO MANY FEELS, OHMYGOD.

(Source: justfellfromtherabbithole)

@3 days ago with 2248 notes

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

(Source: thatssoproblematic, via drunkonfame)

@3 days ago with 276456 notes